Mean Humor: Funny Answers to Questions

  1. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    • The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
  2. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
    • No one to talk to during orgasm.
  3. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
    • The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
  4. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
    • The one who can eat that last donut.
  5. The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
    • “Are you in?”
  6. The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
    • “Honey, I’m home!”

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The truth about working in the IT industry

The truth about working in the IT industry:

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
penny…
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from
you…
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it…
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spent the rest of
my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ……..

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Valentina Vaughn on Twistys.com


Valentina Vaughn on Twistys.com

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A really hot video of Valentina Vaungh.
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Dave Chappele – Stand Up Comedy

Dave Chappele at Stand Up Comedy – Killing them softly part 1. A lot of funny situations involving police and more…

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Stand Up Comedy – Comedy Central’s Premium Blend

Comedy Central’s Premium Blend
This is one funny lady: “My name is  JenyTaglia. And this is my brother Felacio.” :))

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Two girls wrestling

Love to watch wrestling or girls fight? Watch this!

Two girls wrestling

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