Mean Humor: Funny Answers to Questions

  1. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    • The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
  2. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
    • No one to talk to during orgasm.
  3. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
    • The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
  4. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
    • The one who can eat that last donut.
  5. The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
    • “Are you in?”
  6. The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
    • “Honey, I’m home!”

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The truth about working in the IT industry

The truth about working in the IT industry:

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
penny…
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from
you…
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it…
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spent the rest of
my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ……..

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Valentina Vaughn on Twistys.com

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Dave Chappele – Stand Up Comedy

Dave Chappele at Stand Up Comedy – Killing them softly part 1. A lot of funny situations involving police and more…

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Stand Up Comedy – Comedy Central’s Premium Blend

Comedy Central’s Premium Blend
This is one funny lady: “My name is  JenyTaglia. And this is my brother Felacio.” :) )

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Two girls wrestling

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Holiday Survival Guide


Holiday Survival Guide

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How to survive the holidays. :D

A complete kit of tools and the way you may use it …

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Stars before beeing starts

Famous actors, singers, models and sportsmen before they were known or very young. You can see Kurt Rusell, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Martin Sheen, Mike Myers, Naomi Campell, Jude Law, Celine Dion, Andre Agassi, Mel Gulzar, Matt Le Blanc, Courtney Cox, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geri Haliiwell, Wesley Snipes, John Travolta, Keanu Reeves, Whitney Houston, Susan Sharadon, Jodie Foster, Tom Selleck, Britney Spears, Robbie Williams, Hugh Grant, Ricky Martin, George Clooney, Victoria Beckham and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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Some kind of inventor?!?

Have you ever wanted to have your own steam room at home? check this video out and you will never have the worries of having to use the steam room at your health club which is usually full.

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