Mean Humor: Funny Answers to Questions

February 9, 2007 at 4:47 pm · Filed under colony, Funny, girl, guy, Humor, joke, Mean Humor, Men, nudist, Rude, Sex, Women

1. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
   • The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
2. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
   • No one to talk to during orgasm.
3. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
   • The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
4. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
   • The one who can eat that last donut.
5. The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
   • “Are you in?”
6. The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
   • “Honey, I’m home!”

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